In the last
three weeks I’ve walked 625 miles in New Mexico and all I’ve got to
show for it are two lousy blisters.
Well, I also
have stories of two nights in Silver City, two funny human
encounters, and two dogs that followed me. But before sharing those,
I’ll share with you my uncanny ability to lose stuff. Unfortunately,
I’ve lost more than just two things.
Losing My Mind
I had just left
the Coyote Hills of New Mexico when I realized that I no longer had
my
Brunton SolarRoll.
The SolarRoll is fairly large and heavy
(for my standards), so it’s amazing that I managed to lose it. But I
can do some amazing things…
I panicked
because the SolarRoll is worth $200. I
dropped my backpack and started running to try to find the
SolarRoll. Then I thought, “Francis,
you’re an idiot. Who the hell is going to pick up your
SolarRoll? You haven’t seen anyone for a
week! Sure, you see 20 rabbits a day, but I doubt they have an
interest in swiping your SolarRoll.”
Nevertheless,
finding the SolarRoll would be a
challenge since I had blazed my own trail for most of the day. It’s
not like I could just walk on a clear trail back to where I had come
from. Fortunately, the ground had a clay-like consistency, so I
thought I could re-trace my steps. However, I learned I’m a lousy
tracker. Attention to detail is not my forte.
I gave myself
half an hour to look for it in the monotonous landscape and came up
empty.
As I headed back
to where I had dropped off my backpack, a small herd of cows and
bulls spotted me. I calculated that their trajectory would take them
straight to my backpack, a quarter mile away. I was determined to
cut them off before they got there so they didn’t trample it.
I started
running to intercept them at an angle, but this excited the herd and
they started running too – straight for my backpack.
“Francis, you’re
such a total idiot. Look at yourself. You’re running parallel to a
herd of cows and bulls. They’re running faster than you. You not
only lost your SolarRoll, but now you’re
going to get your backpack trampled to smithereens. You suck.”
Realizing that I
couldn’t outrun them, I gave up and started walking, hoping they
would calm down too. They did. What’s more is that on my way back I
found my SolarRoll! The cows veered away
from my backpack and so the story has a happy ending!
Sort of.
I’ve still
managed to lose:
-
Flashlight (I
lost 5 flashlights on the PCT)
-
Toiletries bag
(Pristine
water purification, toothbrush, foot lotion, toothpaste, dental
floss, and a $20 bill)
-
Gloves (I
found them once, running back half a mile to get them, but later
lost them forever)
-
Map (forcing
me to cross the New Mexican desert without a map for two days)
And I’ve broken
my digital camera (desert dust jammed it).
Later, I would
break my SolarRoll too.
A Tale of Two
Nights in Silver City
”It was the best of times; it was the worst of times.” So begins
A Tale of Two Cities by Charles Dickens. I could use the
same line for my two nights in Silver City.
First Night: It
was the worst of times
Ominous storm
clouds were building up all day as I walked down the Gila Mountain
Range into
Silver City, located in southern New Mexico. I went to the post
office to pick up my new
Gossamer Gear Miniposa backpack, but
the postmaster said that the “overnight” packages take two
nights to get to Silver City, so I would have to wait until tomorrow
to pick it up.
Silver City,
with its population of 10,500, is significant town by long distance
trail standards. As a result, there are few places to stealth camp
and the forest was miles away. Lightning cracked in the distance.
Setting up my tarp would be too conspicuous, but I needed shelter.
No cowboy camping tonight.
Next to the
supermarket there was an automobile body shop. Although the roof was
high (five meters), it seemed large enough to protect me from any
precipitation. I tucked myself between a car and a low wall, roughly
in the center of the roof. At 4 a.m. I woke up shivering. My down
sleeping bag was completely covered in snow!
I laughed.
“Wouldn’t that be funny,” I mumbled to myself, “Instead of dying
gloriously high in the mountains, I end up dying of hypothermia in
downtown Silver City like some poor old bum.”
Down sleeping
bags are useless when they’re wet, so I desperately searched for a
warmer shelter. I started checking all the cars that were crammed in
the body shop parking lot. Finally I found one with a broken window
that was unlocked. I jumped in without looking and landed on the
shattered glass. Luckily, I didn’t cut myself. I closed the door,
curled in a ball, and waited until 6 a.m. to have breakfast at a
restaurant. It was a rough and ignoble night.
It was the worst
of times, indeed.
Second Night: It
was the best of times
Snow continued
to fall all day, but then turned to snow showers, and then to mushy
rain. I couldn’t believe this was the mid-April weather in
southern New Mexico down where the city was, not high in the
mountain.
I did my errands
and returned to the post office. As I waited in line I asked the
people around me if they knew how to get to Bear Mountain Road,
where the CDT took off. The lady behind me offered to show me where
it is. Diana was an anthropology professor at the Western New Mexico
University. She quickly felt sorry for me.
“The weather is
normally not this bad in the middle April,” she said. “I realize
that part of your journey is to spend some rough nights sleeping
outside, but you’ll have plenty of time to do that over the next six
months. If you want, you’re welcome to stay at my house tonight and
I’ll take you to the trail in the morning.”
How could I turn
down good old fashioned trail magic?
Diana had just
finished doing her taxes (that’s why she was at the post office).
She had a chicken in the oven and wanted to celebrate having
completed the annual chore. She invited another friend over for
dinner and we had an outstanding evening filled with fascinating
conversation about Native Americans, New Mexican culture, and human
relationships. We laughed often. I slept like a baby in a nice,
toasty bed.
It was the best
of times, indeed.
Two Human
Encounters North of Silver City
First Encounter:
The Jeep
The next day I
struggled to find the trail. I was on a lonely dirt road, but a jeep
came by and I flagged it down. There were two young ladies and a man
inside.
I asked them,
“How do I get on the trail that leads me to the Black Range ?”
“Oh, boy, you’re
so far off!” said the female driver. “You need to go all the way
back to Silver City and then…”
“No way,” I
interrupted. “I’m on foot. I know the CDT is around here somewhere.”
“Don’t you have
a car? What are you doing?”
“I’m walking to
Canada and back.”
“Oh my god!” she
exclaimed. “You’re that guy.”
“Um, what do you
mean?” I asked.
“Oh my god!
People have been talking about you in town! They knew you were
coming through Silver City. That’s crazy that we met you!” she
giggled.
That’s cute, but
where is the trail? None of them knew.
So I bumbled
around after they drove off to play with their rifles at a shooting
range.
Second
Encounter: The man with a dream
After 20 minutes
of wandering, I ran into a man in his late 50s who was quite
knowledgeable about the CDT and directed me to the trail.
“I’m envious of
you,” he confessed. “It’s been a dream of mine to hike the entire
CDT. Someday…”
“You’re a good
shape, you can do it,” I encouraged him.
“So where did
you stay last night?” he asked.
“This nice lady
I met at the post office invited me to stay at her house.”
“Really?!
Wait. You’re telling me that you’re hiking the CDT and some random
woman just invites you to stay at her house?”
“Yes.”
“Man, now I
really need to hike this trail.”
The Black Range
Turns White
The Black Range
in New Mexico is one of the most remote parts of the CDT. And it
wasn’t black when I saw it. In fact, the higher elevations were more
white than black – white from snow. It was just a dusting, but it
was pretty… and butt cold. The sharp wind
cut to the bone.
I was a bit
concerned about staying warm that night because my
Jacks R Better sleeping bag wasn’t designed for temperatures
below freezing. I was approaching Reeds Peak, the highest point of
the Black Range, in the late afternoon as the thunderclouds
converged on me. I was at 10,000 feet and the next 10 miles didn’t
drop below 9,000. In fact, after descending Reeds Peak, I’d have to
climb back up to 9,850 feet to get over Diamond Peak. I was doomed
to be stuck at a high and frigid elevation. I heard a rumble and
hail started to fall. I was going to freeze, I concluded.
Although Reeds
Peak is a quarter mile detour off the trail, it had a lookout tower
that promised stellar views. I climbed up to bag the peak. It
started to snow as I reached the summit, but visibility was still
pretty good. I was surprised to find a cabin at the top, but I
figured it was locked. I shouted in joy when I found that it was
unlocked!
The cabin was a
decadent affair… by thru-hiker standards. The Reeds Lookout Cabin
had:
-
Four
mattresses… that had stains and holes.
-
A kitchen
sink… that had no running water.
-
A stove… that
was powered by wood.
-
A pantry full
of food… that was mostly old food that has been there for long time.
-
A bunch of
magazines… that were about 20 years old.
I was in
ecstasy! “Woo-hoo!”
I shouted.
However, I
wasn’t alone. There was a dead mouse in a corner. I picked it up and
threw it as far as I could in the woods. It was a crude funeral
ceremony for the poor thing.
I gathered wood
to fire up the woodstove and filled an enormous pot with snow to
melt. I have no way of cooking on the CDT, so having a woodstove
with a pantry full of food was nirvana. I opened an old can of corn
and a can of beef stew, mixed it together in an ancient cast-iron
saucepan. I had a heavenly dinner while the woodstove heated the
humble cabin to cozy temperatures.
I expected to
freeze that night, instead I was lying on a mattress in a toasty
cabin. Now I know why my friends call me
Mr. Magoo…
Next Update:
This email got
too long, so I’ll share my story of the two dogs in my next email!
Where am I?
I’m leaving
Ghost Ranch in Abiquiu, New Mexico. I’ll be in
Chama, New Mexico ahead of
schedule.
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