I’ve crossed an important milestone. No, it’s not
that walked over 5,000 miles and have only one state to go to complete
my roundtrip on the CDT. No, the real big milestone is that I walked
from Salmon, Idaho to Silverthorne, Colorado without taking a shower or
doing laundry.
Yes, that means that I walked through most of Idaho, all of Wyoming, and
half of Colorado without taking a shower or doing laundry.
Therefore, if a few weeks ago you were wondering where that mysterious
foul odor that lurked around you was emanating from, now you know.
Before I explain why I allowed myself to achieve this noxious milestone,
I want to encourage you to
listen to two podcasts that I just did with BackpackingLight.com.
(If you’re new to podcasts, don’t worry: they’re just audio. You don’t
need an iPod or even an MP3 player to listen to them. And they’re free!)
In the first podcast I talk about the gear I’ve taken on the CDT. This
podcast can be used in a court of law as proof of my insanity.
The second one is about how you too can be like me: a complete vagabond
and a total loser.
I look forward to your thoughts on the two podcasts!
OK, back to my filthy ways…
Showers? We don’t need no stinkin’ showers!
When I midway through my one month stench-filled jaunt, I turned down a
free shower.
I was on the verge to enter the Wind River Range in Wyoming when I ran
into John, the owner of
Southwest Trekking. John was relaxing with his lovely wife next to
his decked out Toyota FJ Cruiser SUV. He had an awning, a kitchen area,
a solar panel, satellite communications, and yes, even a warm shower.
Before he even knew my name he offered me some food, and after I sat
next to him he offered me a shower. I should have taken a hint, but I
turned him down, for I was eager to enter the Winds. Besides, there was
a vicious thunderstorm erupting overhead, which I consider a free shower
anyway.
In my defense (and I sure need a good one) I did take a few “bird
showers” during those 1,000 miles of filth. This means I locked myself
in a restroom and used the sink as my shower and Laundromat. See, I've
learned something from watching all the avian wildlife for the last six
months.
Revisiting Mt. Elbert
In the middle of May I climbed Mt. Elbert during a snowstorm and
whiteout conditions. My visibility was so poor, I wasn’t even sure if I
had hit the summit of the right mountain. There was a pole with some
names carved into it and my altimeter indicated that I was above 14,400
feet. However, there was no sign confirming that I was indeed on Mt.
Elbert. I descended, walked to Canada and back, always wondering if I
had been on Mt. Elbert. There are three short videos of that adventure.
Therefore, in the middle of September I was determined to
see if I had really been on Mt. Elbert during the snowstorm in May. This
time visibility was perfect. I rediscovered the same pole and found a
broken sign that said “Mt. Elbert” on the summit. I didn’t see that sign
in May because it was buried under snow. The best part is that I met a
harmonica playing man from St. Louis at the summit. I camped with him
and his brother that night and they helped me immensely the next day at
Twin Lakes. They didn't seem to notice that I stunk.
Catching the Sobos
I’ve been catching up with the Southbounders, or Sobos. I’ve met Toek, a
man from the Netherlands. We hiked for half a day together and then I
took some time off at the Monarch Mountain Lodge. That’s when I met two
guys and a girl: Steady, Jug, and Nitro. They had been hiking the last
few hundred miles together. Even though we only spent a few hours
together, it was like hanging out with family. The thru-hiking bond
connects hikers together in a way that is probably similar to the bond
that soldiers have in war. Indeed, with the hunting season in full
swing, we also have people shooting at us.
Toek, a gun-fearing European, was getting to the top of a small hill
when he looked up a man with a rifle was aiming right at him. The hunter
immediately lowered his gun once he realized that this man from the
Netherlands didn't look exactly like an elk. Toek was quite upset, but
being from a country that surrendered quickly to the Nazis, he didn't
put up a fight.
Finish Line
It sounds crazy, but with less than 1,000 miles to go, I feel like I’m
near the finish line.
SPONSOR SPOTLIGHT: MONARCH MOUNTAIN LODGE
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room had a balcony and kitchen. I didn’t want to leave in May and return
to Colorado’s snowy mountains, but I did. Now it’s late September and
I’m back. Once again I didn’t want to leave, but Winter isn’t waiting
for me.
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Mt. Elbert sign without all the snow that
I saw in May.
On the way up Mt. Elbert.
Mt. Elbert summit in mid-May.
Mt. Elbert summit in Mid-September.
In a T-shirt this time around.
And now, the descent! |
